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Midshipman's Hope
Being the first voyage
of Nicholas Seafort, U.N.N.S.,
in the year of our Lord 2194
Part 1
October 12, in the year
of our Lord 2194
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"Stand to!" I roared, but I was too late; even as Alexi and Sandy
snapped to attention, Hibernia's two senior lieutenants strolled around the corridor
bend.
We froze in stunned tableau: I, the senior midshipman, red with rage; a portly
passenger, Mrs. Donhauser, jaw agape at the blob of shaving cream on her tunic;
my two middies stiffened against the bulkhead, eyes locked front, towels and canisters
still clutched in their hands; Lieutenants Cousins and Dagalow, dumbfounded that
middies could be caught cavorting in the corridors of a U.N.N.S. starship, even
one still moored at Ganymede Orbiting Station.
If only I'd come down from the bridge a few seconds sooner I'd have been in
time, but I'd been helping Ms. Dagalow enter the last of our new stores into the
puter's manifests.
Lieutenant Cousins was curt. "You too, Mr. Seafort. Against the bulkhead."
"Aye aye, sir." I stiffened to attention, eyes front, furious at
my betrayal by a friend whose sense I'd thought I could trust.
Alexi Tamarov, the sweating middy at my side, was sixteen and third in seniority.
When I'd first reported aboard, he'd considered challenging me but hadn't, and
we'd since become comrades. Now his antics with Sandy had gotten us all in hot
water.
Across the gleaming corridor Ms. Dagalow's eye betrayed a glint of humor as
she pried the canister of shaving cream fmm Sandy Wilsky's reluctant fingers.
She passed it to Lieutenant Cousins. Once again, I wished she were the senior
lieutenant; Mr. Cousins seemed to take undue pleasure in the ship's discipline
he dispensed.
Lieutenant Cousins snapped, "Yours, middy? Are you old enough to use it?"
From close observation during the five weeks since I'd joined Hibernia at Earthpoit
Station, I knew that at fourteen Sandy had not yet made the acquaintance of a
razor. That meant he had, um, borrowed it. From me, perhaps. At seventeen, I was
known to shave, if rarely.
"No, sir. " Sandy had no choice but to answer. "It's Mr. Holser's."
I bit my lip. Lord God, that was all this fiasco needed: trouble with Midshipman
Vax Holser.
Vax, almost nineteen, resented me and didn't care if it showed, for he'd missed
being first middy by only a few weeks. He was full-grown, shaved daily, and worked
out with weights. His surly manner and ominous strength encouraged us all to give
him a wide berth.
Lieutenant Cousins nodded to Mrs. Donhauser, whose outrage had subsided into
wry amusement. "Madam, my sincere apologies. I assure you these children"
- he spat out the word with venom - "will not trouble you again." His
look of suppressed fury did not bode well.
"No harm done," Mrs. Donhauser said peaceably. "They were just
playing - "
"Is that what you call it?" Mr. Cousins's grip tightened on the canister.
"Officers in a Naval starship, chasing each other with shaving soap!"
Mrs. Donhauser was unfazed. "I won't tell you your duty, Lieutenant. But
I will make it clear that I was not harmed and have no grievance. Good day."
With that she turned on her heel toward the passenger cabins, presumably to change
her tunic.
For a moment Lieutenant Cousins was speechless. Then he rounded on us. "You're
the sorriest joeys I've ever seen! A seventeen-month cruise to Hope Nation, and
I have to sail with you!"
I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, sir. It's my responsibility."
"At least you know that much." Cousins's tone was acid. "Is
this how you run your wardroom, Mr. Seafort?"
"No, sir." I wasn't sure it was the right response. Perhaps my amiable
manner encouraged Sandy and Alexi to step out of line. Certainly they would never
have done so under Vax Holser's tutelage.
"I expect stupidity from these young dolts, but it's your job to control
them! What if the Captain had come along?"
Lord God forbid. If they'd squirted Captain Haag rather than Mrs. Donhauser,
Alexi and Sandy would see the barrel, if not the brig. For good measure, the Captain
might break me all the way down to ship's boy. Mr. Cousins was right. I could
think of no way to placate him, so I said nothing.
It was a mistake. "Answer me, you insolent pup!"
To my surprise, Lieutenant Dagalow intervened. "Mr. Cousins, Nick was
on watch. He couldn't have known - "
"It's his job to keep his juniors in line!"
I did, when I was present. What more could I do?
For some reason Ms. Dagalow persisted. "But they're young, we're moored
to Ganymede Station, they were just letting off steam . . "
"Lisa, take your nose out of the puter long enough to remember the rest
of your job. We have to teach them to act like adults!" From another officer
it might have been a blistering rebuke, but Mr. Cousins's acid manner was well
known to all, and she took no notice.
"They'll learn."
"When our shaving cream runs out?" Cousins glared at us with withering
contempt before turning back to Ms. Dagalow. "Consider that by the end of
the cruise at least some of them should be fit to be officers. I grant you, it's
unlikely any of these fools will ever make lieutenant. But what if one of us is
transferred out at Hope Nation? Do you want silly boys standing watch, fresh from
shaving cream fights?"
"We've time to teach them. Nick will issue ample demerits." I certainly
would. Each demerit would have to be worked off by two hours of hard calisthenics.
They'd keep Alexi and Sandy out of trouble for a while.
Lieutenant Cousins's voice grew cold. "Will he?" A chill of foreboding
crept down my rigid spine. "Nicky should never have been senior, we all know
that." Even Lieutenant Dagalow frowned at the blatant undercutting of my
authority, but Mr. Cousins was oblivious. "He'll wag his finger at them,
as always." That wasn't fair; I'd kept wardroom matters from the attention
of the other officers, as was expected. Except this once.
"Will you cane the two of them, then? After all, it's a wardroom affair."
"No, I'll let Nicky handle them." From the corner of my eye I saw
Alexi's shoulders slump with relief. Then Mr. Cousins added sweetly, "But
perhaps I can teach Mr. Seafort more diligence." He sauntered toward his
cabin. "Come along, middy."
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A half hour later I stood outside our wardroom, jaw aching from my failed effort
not to cry out, eyes burning from the stinging pain and mortifying humiliation
Mr. Cousins had inflicted across the hated barrel.
I slapped open the hatch. Inside the cramped compartment Sandy and Alexi, on
their beds, dared say nothing. I crossed slowly to my bunk, stripped off my jacket
and laid it on the chair. With care, I eased myself onto my bed.
After a time Alexi said quietly, "Mr. Seafort, I'm sony. Truly."
As was the custom, Alexi called me by my surname even within our wardroom. After
all, I was senior middy. Only Vax Holser bad the resources to ignore that tradition
and get away with it.
I fought down a smoldering rage; it should have been Alexi who was caned, not
I. "Thank you." My thighs smarted with exquisite agony. "You should
have known better, both of you."
"I know, Mr. Seafort."
I closed my eyes, trying to will away the pain. At Academy, sometimes, it worked.
"Who started it?"
"I did," they said in unison.
My fingers throttled the pillow. "Sandy, you first."
"We were in the head, washing up. Alexi splashed me. I splashed back."
He glanced up, saw my face, gulped.
Skylarking, like cadets at Academy. "Go on."
"After he flicked me with a towel I grabbed the shaving cream. He chased
me so I ran outside, and I was squirting him when Mrs. Donhauser came out of the
lounge." I said nothing. After a moment he blurted, "Mr. Seafort, I'm
sorry I got you into troub-"
"I'll make you sorrier!" I sat up, thought better of it, eased myself
back on my bunk. "No officer would look into the middy's head to see how
you behave. But running out into the corridor . . . Mr. Cousins is right; you
are dolts."
Alexi flushed; Sandy studied his fingernails.
Angry as I was, I wasn't surprised that they'd frolicked like the boys they
were. What else could be expected, even on a starship? One had to go to space
young to spend life as a sailor, else the risk of melanoma T was too great. Unfortunately,
aboard such an immense and valuable vessel as Hibernia, there was no room for
youngsters' folly.
I growled, "Four demerits apiece, for letting your foolishness get out
of hand." Severe, but Mr. Cousins would have given much worse, and my buttocks
stung like fire. "I'll write it as improper hygiene. Alexi, two extra for
you."
"But I started it!" Sandy's protest was from the heart.
"You ran into the corridor, which should have ended it. Mr. Tamarov chose
to follow. Alexi, how many does that give you?"
"Nine, Mr. Seafort." He was pale.
I growled, "Work them off fast, because I'm in no mood to overlook any
offense." Ten would earn him a caning, like I'd just been given; Alexi would
have to be vigilant while he worked down his demerits. "Start now; you have
two hours before lunch."
"Aye, aye Mr. Seafort." They scrambled out of their bunks. In a moment
they'd slipped on shoes and jackets and departed for the exercise room, leaving
me the solitude I'd sought. I rolled onto my stomach and surrendered to my misery.
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